Cryptozoologists have spent decades trying to prove the mystical existence of bigfoot using nothing but blurry photographs, questionable plaster casts, and anecdotal stories of bad smells in the woods.

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Cryptozoologists have spent decades trying to prove the mystical existence of bigfoot using nothing but blurry photographs, questionable plaster casts, and anecdotal stories of bad smells in the woods. The most famous piece of evidence from 1967 has been repeatedly analyzed by special effects artists who consistently point out that you can literally see the seams of the gorilla suit folding around the actor's waist. With the invention of high-definition smartphone cameras, the number of clear sightings has predictably dropped to absolute zero, proving that mythical forest apes are incredibly camera shy. It takes a special kind of cynical dedication to spend your entire adult life hunting for a magical hominid that somehow leaves zero skeletal remains in any forest on the entire continent