A closer look
Modern birds are not merely related to the extinct dinosaurs but are literally classified by evolutionary biologists as living, breathing avian dinosaurs that somehow managed to survive the apocalyptic asteroid strike that doomed the rest of their terrifying family; the majestic Tyrannosaurus rex shares far more underlying anatomical features with the wildly aggressive Canadian goose aggressively chasing you out of a public park than it does with any modern reptile, meaning you do not have to buy a ticket to a fictional theme park to see prehistoric monsters, you just have to throw a handful of stale bread into a crowded parking lot and watch the ruthless, feathered velociraptors violently descend upon your sedan
